30 March 2010

Free tip

If your husband happens to leave an online video site up on your computer (LiveLeak to be exact) and you happen to glimpse the title of one of the videos on the front page and you happen to see that it's a video about a huge spider-bite cyst being lanced ... don't watch it. Walk away, no matter how COMPLETELY OVERCOME with curiosity you are. Because there is not enough eye bleach in the world for the after effects, and even if there was then there is not enough brain bleach to eradicate the video that will then play on continuous loop in your mind, causing extreme nausea and regret.

I'm just saying.

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