A few weeks ago I had just woken from an afternoon nap and Grant came into the bedroom and lay on the bed with me to chat. He was asking question after question and in my fuggy just-woken state I grumpily asked him to stop asking so many questions. He said, "Is it like being pecked by a duck?" and then fired one more question at me, "Would you rather be attacked by a horse-sized duck or 50 duck-sized horses?"
I stared at him for a second and then burst out laughing at the complete randomness ... especially when I realised that I'd actually been thinking what my answer would be. What a nutter.
(My answer: 50 duck-sized horses. How much damage could they do, right?)
