"We need a new windy-uppie tool." - Grant, after arriving at work at 10:00am due to having to deal with a puncture on the way to work. What he's referring to is the car jack, which broke while he was changing the tyre - he narrowly excaped with his fingers intact, thankfully!
(Grant and I have both been suffering from can't-remember-the-most-basic-words syndrome, due to too little sleep, I suspect.)